Fire Emblem Three Houses: A Completely Subjective Ranking

15. Jeralt

Jeralt is just a good dad. I don’t need to say more than that. He’s doing what’s best for his kid and what that happened to be was training them to be a mercenary with him and quite frankly, the game proves him right. Would love to see story DLC of him in his younger days.

14. Sothis

Sothis is delightful and her only fault is that [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

13. Alois

Edging out Sothis and Jeralt by virtue of being playable, Alois just brings so much giddy joy to the proceedings that he was the breath of fresh hair that the grimmer parts of the game needed. Highly recommend listening to his jokes.

12. Catherine

Catherine’s the loud, strong, capable and loyal knight I wish I could be. Up here almost purely out of admiration. My only real issues with her are a) her fanaticism which is a bit of a downer at times and b) her boobplate. Protect your bones please!

6. Shamir

Shamir oozes cool in a way none of the other characters do. She’s also a tad heartless in regards to her loyalties (see: money) but it rarely comes up. I really really wish I had done a romance with her (if one is available).

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